Saturday, August 29, 2009

Honeymoon

Hiking along the windy coast. Evenings in front of a fire. Eco-friendly Inn. Breakfast elves tapping on the door in the wee hours of the morn'. Post-fire-making splinter removal. How much organic bath gel does it take to make bubbles seep through the open windows? Kissing on the cliff. Peeing in the woods. More bath gel.

The only thing better than gallivanting nude in the privacy of your own room: gallivanting nude in the common areas of a B&B while sucking on complementary red vines from the mini bar.

Red Vines.

Champagne.

Streaking.

Love.

8 comments:

Morgan said...

sounds lovely...

Jenny.Lee said...

perfect.

Julia (Color Me Green) said...

i don't know what red vines are, but that sounds like the perfect trip for you two. yay for peeing in the woods.

rachel said...

sounds like a fantastic, romantic, memorable honeymoon...

Meg said...

Sigh. Honeymoons are the best, huh? I mean, weddings are fun times, but all that blissed out kissy time? Yeah. I'll take that.

Amanda said...

Red Vines=licorice.

Or, if you're really drunk, you can bite off the ends and make a really cool straw for drinking said champagne. Not that I've ever done that...

Cyd said...

*sigh* Sounds like heaven.

Pen Pen said...

That bubble bath looked faboosh! I dream about bubble baths sometimes.
AND u streaked?! Did anybody see u?! AHAHA!