My favorite is probably this one (short but sweet):
"My mom said that she was going to wear her old wedding dress to my wedding because I couldn't outdo her!"
It's so awful it's hilarious. Hilariously disturbing. I would just die if my mom tried to pull something like that on me... but she wouldn't, 'cause she's not crazy (ok, all the women in my family are a little crazy- just not that kind of crazy)!
Speaking of funny and crazy, my partner in horror-flick-watching crime Lisa sent me this in an email the other day and it made my day: ZombieHarmony "...because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely."
Did I ever mention that I have an unhealthy fear of zombies? Really. One of my friends got me a gag gift of 'The Zombie Survival Guide' and I read through it, you know, just in case.Seriously good stuff.
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Oh, you have to come back and read the whole thing!
I accidently published part of it before I was really done!!
Oops!
Hmmm, that is pretty horrible! Luckily my Mom wouldn't do anything like that either!
Really, the only zombie movie I like is SHAUN OF THE DEAD, just because it's hilarious!
I saw that... but i forgot to click on it... great that you reminded me :)
It's funny that you mention zombies. My fiance' just KNOWS that a zombie invasion is going to happen. Should I be worried?
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