Does it make me a complete turd that I've been planning my own bachelorette party for a while now? I know I'm supposed to leave this up to my friends... but friends, if you're reading this, please try cramming all of these things into one booze filled evening:
- A stiff Gargoyle at North 45
- $4 steak at Acrop
- Fishbowl margarita(s) at The Gold
- A romp in some leaves (I know that it will be Spring and we may have to substitute for somebody's well manicured flowerbed instead)
- Happy Meals on West Burnside
- Nostril waxing at Blooming Moon
-A Bart Simpson inspired prank call to somebody
All while sporting the coolest fake handlebar mustaches we can find.
Image from here
That's all for now.
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3 comments:
Sounds like a really really fun time!!!
You'll have to take lots of pics of you all in the mustaches.
You're so funny...come to think of it, I haven't thought about my bachelorette party at all
Ok, so East Side predicted mustaches are dead. All the cool kids will be sporting pirate gear instead.
I think I'm still in denial.
Maybe we can wear unibrows instead?
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